As my previous post has explained, my entire blog was deleted, or something to that effect, yesterday. Aside from being a terrible burden to me, this puts many of this page's newcomers and random happeners-upon in the dark. As my frequent readers and beloved followers will know, I have made some bold statements in the past few days, as well as provided some information vital to the understanding of my posts. I shall briefly summarise these important posts, to bring everyone up to speed.
The first mention must be of my challenge: due to a very important anniversary (the details of which are far too convoluted and numerous to even begin to summarise) I have decided to challenge myself to produce 30 posts in 30 days (please note that it is my prerogative to choose how to disperse these posts - I may choose to post three in a day and then have two days off, or something of the like. Do not expect one every day). Due to the fact that three of the posts on what will from now on be referred to as "The blog which was lost" fell into the 30 day time span, this post is now officially the 5th of my challenge. This means that I have 28 days to complete 25 posts.
The second piece of information is an award. I shall not beat around the bush; the award for the most dedicated follower goes to Jo Balmer, a person who I am pleased to be personally acquainted with.
The third and final thing that The blog which was lost must be remembered for is a list of words. Not yet comprehensive enough to be considered a dictionary, this list contains all the made up words which the creators hope will one day be considered as popular and great as words like 'the' and 'marmalade.' These etymologically challenged words are:
bymicycle [bye-meh-{cycle}] (noun): A cross between a motorcycle and a ferret (top front bit ferret, the rest motorcycle).
edpe [kward] (adjective):
Hexagor [hecks-ah-gore] (noun): A six-clawed Pteradon-type monster whose left wing is shorter that the right, a strange evolutionary happening which enables it to turn left easily while in flight.
Swee [swee] (verb)
The first mention must be of my challenge: due to a very important anniversary (the details of which are far too convoluted and numerous to even begin to summarise) I have decided to challenge myself to produce 30 posts in 30 days (please note that it is my prerogative to choose how to disperse these posts - I may choose to post three in a day and then have two days off, or something of the like. Do not expect one every day). Due to the fact that three of the posts on what will from now on be referred to as "The blog which was lost" fell into the 30 day time span, this post is now officially the 5th of my challenge. This means that I have 28 days to complete 25 posts.
The second piece of information is an award. I shall not beat around the bush; the award for the most dedicated follower goes to Jo Balmer, a person who I am pleased to be personally acquainted with.
The third and final thing that The blog which was lost must be remembered for is a list of words. Not yet comprehensive enough to be considered a dictionary, this list contains all the made up words which the creators hope will one day be considered as popular and great as words like 'the' and 'marmalade.' These etymologically challenged words are:
bymicycle [bye-meh-{cycle}] (noun): A cross between a motorcycle and a ferret (top front bit ferret, the rest motorcycle).
edpe [kward] (adjective):
- Refers to the extreme of any existing adjective. "Usain Bolt is a edpe runner," "That movie was so edpe I cried."*
*Note that this word is best used when the meaning of the replaced adjective is obvious - Existing on a level of emotional or intellectual complexity beyond one's comprehension. "I just read Stephen Hawking's newest publication - it was edpe"
Hexagor [hecks-ah-gore] (noun): A six-clawed Pteradon-type monster whose left wing is shorter that the right, a strange evolutionary happening which enables it to turn left easily while in flight.
Swee [swee] (verb)
- The act of hedgehog copulation
- Can be used by humans to express desire for intercourse no matter the cost. "She is so beautiful that I'd be prepared to swee her"
Zdopy [zd-oh-pee] (adjective): Used to describe a person or an idea as having about as much common sense as the average lemming.
Once more words have been documented I shall create a post dedicated to listing and defining them, as well as putting them in clear context. For now though, this will have to do.
Although this concludes official dealings with The blog which was lost, it is my hope that It will live on in our hearts forever, and that we can share and spread the tale of our experience with it; a blissful memory shared by few, but a legend revered by all.
Once more words have been documented I shall create a post dedicated to listing and defining them, as well as putting them in clear context. For now though, this will have to do.
Although this concludes official dealings with The blog which was lost, it is my hope that It will live on in our hearts forever, and that we can share and spread the tale of our experience with it; a blissful memory shared by few, but a legend revered by all.
